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We also wanted to make sure that the production values of these games were top-tier as nobody wants to feel like they are playing a low-rent version of a My Little Pony adult entertainment game. Either way, again, you are probably aware of sex. You can like the show and collect the toys without wanting to have sex with a horse. Imagine the great stories she must have when she get home;. But when all seems lost, she not only found someone that care about her like a mother, but also someone very special. Look at her face, she knows what is to become of this doll once a customer buys it, she knows that regardless of how much work she put into it, the inevitable friction will eventually rub off all the paint and her efforts will be lost to the annals of time. The world will be a better place when you realize, "Oh damn, there are people out there who don't give a shit about my opinion? Erotic Games Tantalisingly Sexy Sims. Frolick Anywhere and On Almost Everything Lastly, we placed an emphasis on being able to play these MLP adult games anywhere and everything you wanted to without any headache or hassle. Actually the MLP:s sexuality is big business in the rule 34 world, for example e You have never experienced any kind of pony fetish like you will in Pony Porn Games. A wonderfully sinful masterpiece, to be loved by Masters and Slaves alike Why ponies? Life is short, why waste time with the fighting?

No, you read that right. Perhaps you or your children are a fan of our equestrian heroes or alternatively, you may despise the series, based on the fact it is popular, or for an actually valid reason.

Either way — you are probably aware of MLP. Chances are, you have also heard of sex. Perhaps you had sex at some point and now are imprisoned with children that make you spend hundreds of dollars on God-damn pony toys or perhaps you were smart enough to use protection. Either way, again, you are probably aware of sex. As you can imagine by the title alone, this particular rubbish review is going to get a little blue.

This review is absolutely not for children and contains a few pictures that are NSFW. I recommend you read it while hiding in the bathroom. They are likely called other things too, but I doubt they would want me to repeat any of that here.

Follow your heart. Live the dream … of playing with girl toys…. Men and women alike can appreciate that. Cloppers, in this context, incorporate My Little Pony into their sex lives in the forms of sex dolls, sex toys and costumes. As a public service to the Bronies out there, please note that not all Bronies are Cloppers. You can like the show and collect the toys without wanting to have sex with a horse. I think he may have overpaid. None of that bullshit from Lyra though.

All she asks is that you give her the occasional brushing and if you are going to ride her for a long time, use a comfortable saddle. Life is short, why waste time with the fighting? Lyra taught me this… Lyra also taught me the best way to wash day-old semen out of felt and polyester. Immediately the non-clopping MLP community had a strong and unhappy reaction to the Lyra sex toy.

I do however have some advice for our clopping friends — make sure you put Lyra away when you are done soiling her. You may also have noticed I am featuring images of plushie dolls other than Lyra. These dolls are custom-made by clopping fans, for clopping fans, and if you like you can get the blueprints for how to design your own as well at Big Sexy Plush.

Fast forward to present-day where the internet has once again busted their collective nut on a MLP sex doll that was made available on Ali Express think of it as a knock-off eBay.

The news of this product was not only trending online, but in traditional media as well. Of course most outlets simply repeated the original story and got a lot of things wrong, which should surprise absolutely no one. Most stories assumed there was only a single Rainbow Dash styled blow-up doll, but if you dig a little more, you can find dolls for Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and a few other MLP characters as well. Looks like a victory for the consumer — we have choices and diversity which comforts me knowing that the next time I want to defile a cartoon pony, designed primarily for children, I can have my pick of the barn.

Then again, it is probably nothing worse than what my mailman will think of me after this…. In all fairness, look at these ponies and tell me if you could resist them. How are young boys supposed to resist being turned on by that? The only one that had any clothes was AppleJack and that was just a hat. God-damn little tramp. What happened to you Applejack? Dressing like a whor-se and turning tricks so you can afford to get your unhealthy apples and oats fix?

You have a problem and need to admit that to yourself. If you keep living like that you are going to wind up dead and sold to the glue company. My lord, what must the pony parents think about all this dirty, sweaty, sultry, decadent pony sex? That girl was destined to be a stripper at the very least.

There are many reasons for sure, but given that the ponies have a lot of human characteristics and human personality which are then made into a humanoid form at least for the sex dolls we actually end up with a sex toy that is more human than pony. What about them? Someone has to do it, right? In a grey, smoky, humid sweatshop, the workers stand at their station in front of the assembly line.

There they wait until the whistle blows and a wave of rubber ponies with their legs spread open park themselves in front of their face so they can dutifully paint all the wonderful details that make the vagina oh-so magical. Once finished, the buzzer signals that the pony moves down the assembly line and before they can take a breath, a new featureless pony vagina parks itself in front of their face again.

Look at her face, she knows what is to become of this doll once a customer buys it, she knows that regardless of how much work she put into it, the inevitable friction will eventually rub off all the paint and her efforts will be lost to the annals of time.

Speaking of which, there goes the buzzer again and it is now time to turn the doll over and give the bum a nice little dab of paint to indicate where the hole is. Imagine the great stories she must have when she get home;. I wish I was dead. We want a smooth experience people, get this right! What about the worker that has to cut out the rubber nipples from the mold and sort them by colour?

Do you think he has reached the point of hating nipples so much where he can no longer have sex with a woman unless her shirt is on rather than off? Did you do well in your home economics class? Can you sew pubic hair by any chance? They may have to start shaving more than just salary in order to cut costs if this keeps up.

What about the after-purchase call center support line? I have worked in call centers before and I can only imagine the types of pony sex-toy calls I would have to answer…. Can you help? That generally works for me. Thank you for calling My little Poon-y Inc. If I ever get the chance to interview someone — these are the people I want to interview first. Take Our Poll. At this point in my rubbish reviews, I generally give a verdict on the product; either I recommend it or tell you to burn it with fire, or some other such thing.

On the other hand, if this is your thing, there is nothing I can tell you that will change your mind about sex with a cartoon pony. My opinion on this particular product category is honestly of no value — you already know if you want to hump a horse or not. So why not tell me what you think the final verdict should be on the sex dolls, clopping or MLP in general? Leave a comment and let the nerd army know! Like Liked by 1 person. Like Like. Omfg, this is the funniest thing i have ever read… But I dont read vary often so i dont guess that matters.

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